Chorus: Blancmange, blancmange we all love blancmange (Repeat)



the feeling of the soft blancmange

rubbing against your skin

gives you the urge to shout out loud

and make a nasty din



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the greatest thing about blancmange

is putting it to use

the next best thing to eating

it is filling it with juice



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my mother once made a blancmange

and put it in the sink

I noticed it when I walked in

and then it turned me pink



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there's cream and jelly

and peices of real fruit

and once you get a taste of it

it makes you want to shoot!



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I get annoyed when my blancmange

is all covered in skank

but when it's not it gets me hot

and makes me want to wuuuuuuhhhhhh



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every time I eat blancmange

I feel just like a hunk

my favourite thing to do with it

is fill it up with (loud cough)



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Blancmange