your first mistake

was to think

you could fuck with the ranch

here I come here I come

with my dick in my hand

do you think you'd like to have a blockbuster up your ass?

do you think you'd like that?

do ya motherfucker?

we'll smash your eggs

and then your head

and we'll nab your kids

take out back on the deck and bar-b-q their ribs

throw their heads into your ivy, water them with piss

do you think you'd like that?

do ya motherfucker?