Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash

And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas

Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun

And fed me pet food, Kit-e-Kat and Chum

Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby

Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie

Roll up, roll up goes the revielle

Abuse the bugle boy of Company B



Suffer in silence said Brigadier General Holmes

Or change your name to Smith or Jones

Learn to live with all the death threat notes

The big bananas and the racist jokes

Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby

Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie

Roll up, roll up goes the revielle

Abuse the bugle boy of Company B



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And the coldeest stream guards of them all

Sang God Save the Queen and Bloodsport for All



While we're on the subject,

I've been called a spade

Single filed in public

With my privates on parade

I hope my feet go flat

Before I hang myself

Because I can't take this crap

I'm going A.W.O.L.



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