Right about now in the place to be

Too $hort baby

Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'

Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school



Too $hort baby, I'm so hard

Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard

But I'm not here to tell ya bout me

I got a little story bout a nasty freak

She's the kind of girl you think about in bed

Blowjob Betty givin' real good head

Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw

Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw

She could blow more head than a whale blows water

Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder

She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl

A trip and a half around the world

Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop

She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop

Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up

Blowjob Betty better blow me up

I remember the day when I first met her

Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her

Walked up to her said

";my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for";

Pimp is my game, I do it the best

Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest

Well after that, I G'ed the freak

I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week

And from the very first time I went to her house

Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth

$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna

Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils

Only stick it in about half way back

Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck

Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch

But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich

Like any other tramp she loved to fuck

With any motherfucker got nuts to suck

I spit game to the bitch, just like this

Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick