Right about now in the place to be

Too $hort baby

Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'

Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school



Too $hort baby, I'm so hard

Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard

But I'm not here to tell ya bout me

I got a little story bout a nasty freak

She's the kind of girl you think about in bed

Blowjob Betty givin' real good head

Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw

Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw

She could blow more head than a whale blows water

Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder

She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl

A trip and a half around the world

Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop

She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop

Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up

Blowjob Betty better blow me up

I remember the day when I first met her

Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her

Walked up to her said

"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"

Pimp is my game, I do it the best

Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest

Well after that, I G'ed the freak

I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week

And from the very first time I went to her house

Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth

$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna

Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils

Only stick it in about half way back

Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck

Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch

But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich

Like any other tramp she loved to fuck

With any motherfucker got nuts to suck

I spit game to the bitch, just like this

Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?

It didn't take long to stay true to the game

And get my pimpin' on

But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe

Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it

Blowjob Betty was dumb

A fee for a fuck and a mouth full of cum

She made money for a minute but she loved the sex

So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette



6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player

One night at a club, she was puttin' in work

All you had to do was step up to her

She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time

Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine

So I went in the back room, seen the bitch

Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"

And to the players out there

Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me

Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead

I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head

It was all so good and much too true

One young freak and a whole damn crew

But then I shot that fade-o-nut

Must of knocked that bitch on her butt

She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat

Me and my homies just hit the door

My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"

But that next day I read this story

A young girl died just last night

She choked on sperm in her windpipe

It was on her face, her neck, and chest

And we're sorry to say there's no suspect

When I saw that my brain clicked

I bust a nut and killed a bitch

It might sound sick, it might be petty

But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!



Beeyatch!

Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it