Blue Boy, he's a travel agent

Ain't nothing illegal about his work

Police detective, he's getting impatient

Says "I'm going to bust that irresponsible jerk"

Cause he picked him up in the park the other day

Took him downtown and all he would say was

Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train

Look at that train

Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train

Ooh, its gone

Look at that train, look at that train, look at that train

Look at that train

Look at that train. look at that train. look at that train

Ooh, its gone

One day the Blue Boy might punch a one-way ticket

So the detective pays a visit to the crime lab

The scientist says, "This is powerful stuff, you may not lick it

That Blue Boy's running up one hell of a tab."

And Blue Boy he's getting farther out of sight

You know where I saw him? (WHERE?)

Lost is space last night, singing

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And all the squares, they don't understand

But Blue Boy knows he holds the world in the palm of his hand

Blue Boy thinks that he's a masterpiece for all

In a museum, that's where he belongs

Police detective says "He's more like a gopher ball

I mean he's going, going, gone!"

And the kids they watch the Blue Boy on TV

And they suspect that he's not real and say

"That's the way I want to be," singing

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