Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

The big fat guy is dead, dead, dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

The big fat goof is dead, dead, dead

Millions of assholes mourned his death

I'm gonna steal his body from the place of rest (x2)

Give him back in pieces when the ransom's paid

Leave his hypodermics where the moneys laid

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

The big fat goof is dead, dead, dead

Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead

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