know i'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend,

and every little girl here, they all wanna hold my hand,

but i stole all of our songs, probably could get sued,

that's alright, as long as i get...screwed!

yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, uh-huh

maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big,

or maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,

but there's so many fish in the sea, they all look like me,

i'm just a little-time fish, that's all i'll ever be