I was born with something obscure

A genital problem with only one cure

My parents decided to keep them intact

In dreams I'd be in a freak show act



My first job was at the county fair

People came to point and stare

They all thought it was a fucking trick

That I had both a cunt, and a dick



Born with both

The hermaphrodite



Born my own mate, no use for a date

Blessed with two, I don't need you



It's time to start a family

I'll be both mommy and daddy

I'll bend my cock and stick it in

I know that it is selfish

But what I hope to see:

To see it born special - special just like me



Born with both

The hermaphrodite