8 o'clock Monday night and I'm waiting

To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me

Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring

She wears a 2-way, but I'm not quite sure what that means



And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing

But, she doesn't notice me



Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes



Chorus

It's like a bad movie; she's looking through me, if you were me than you'd be,

Screaming, "someone shoot me," as I fail miserably,

Trying to get the GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ...



She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange

Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad

She said she'd like to score some refer and a 40oz

She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have



And when she walks, all the wind blows and the angels sing

But, she'll never notice me



Cause she's watching wrestling

Creaming over tough guys

Listening to rap metal

Turntables in her eyes

She likes them with a mustache

Racetrack season pass

Driving in a Trans Am

Does a mullet make a man?



Chorus



There she goes again with fishnets on

And dread locks in her hair

She broke my heart I want to be sedated

All I wanted was to see her naked



Now I'm watching wrestling

Trying to be a tough guy

Listening to rap metal

Turn tables in my eyes

I can't grow a mustache and I ain't got no season pass

All I got's a moped



Chorus

Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want


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