Uh-huh, c'mon, give me some, now.

You know something girl?

I'm thinking about you right now.

You don't wanna know what I'm thinking about you girl,

Or do you?



Girl you think i'm the bomb

But i'm old enough to be dating your mom, and i did

She wasn't that bad

But you're grounded if you tell your dad

That you like the way we dance

With rock hard abs and plastic pants.

You give us teddy bears,

And in return we shave our chest hairs (yeah, we're so manly)



Cuz we're singing in a boy band,

The words are stupid and the music's bland

We'll never see a dime from selling out to the man,

yeah, we're a boy band



We say we met in church,

but we're a product of market research, (oh, we lied)

We sing about sex,

to little girls who shouldn't think about sex yet

it's not like they listen (it's not like they care)

Cuz when we sweat our bodies glisten

We like the color blue, (blue, blue, blue)

And we're appearing at a mall near you (right beside the food court)



Cuz we're singing in a boy band,

The words are stupid and the music's bland

No one likes us here but we're big in Japan,

Yeah, we're a boy band



Throw your hands up in the air and wave 'em around

like you just don't care

you just don't care, you just don't care,

now bring your hands down from the air



Cuz we're singing in a boy band

the words are stupid and the music's bland

another pollutant in the pop wasteland,

Yeah, we're a boy band

yeah, we're a boy band

Yeah, we're a boy band