Cute drunk boys in gay bars

All the trouble they cause

They come onto you so bold

Get them home they pass out cold

You go to sleep, they start to snore

I cant put with this any more

Oh no no, no no no

Waited so long, how much more to go?

Frustrated, sitting at home

Lifes too short to spend alone

So you throw some clothes on that tired body

Venture out'n try to meet somebody

But its a temporary gain

To tide you over and keep you from going insane

Oh no no, no no no

Waited so long, how much more to go?

My straight friends are having weddings

Thats not where my life is heading

O drunken squalor, get tree behind me

But theres always some old trick there to remind me

Im professionally single, you know

Im so experienced that by now Im a pro

Oh no no, no no no

Waited so long, how much more to go?