By order of the King of the United States

It is now illegal to dance in this place

Please do not dance

By order of the Law of Coincidence

It is now illegal to sing and dance

Please do not dance



This is a story about love and glory

Everybody's doing it now

Break the law Break the law

It's mandatory for love and glory

Everybody's doing it yeah

Break the law Break the law

Break break break the law

Break break break break break the law

Break the law



By order of the King of Reality

It is now illegal to live for free



Please do not dance



This This This

This is a mystery about the end of history

Everybody's thinking it now

Break the law Break the law

It's mandatory for love and glory

Everybody's doing it yeah

Break the law Break the law



Swing your partner round and round

Break the law and hit the ground

You don't need no alcohol

Break the law and crawl the wall

Dose--ee--doe and yes means no

Break the law and go go go



By order of the Law of the Nightly News

It is now illegal to tell the truth

This is a story about love and glory

By order of the Law of Your Mom and Dad

If you feel too good then you've been bad

Everybody's doing it now

Break the law Break the law

According to what your teachers taught

You are not allowed to think these thoughts

It's mandatory for love and glory

By order of your evil alter ego

Your own brain is now illegal

Everybody's doing it yeah

Break the law Break the law



By order of the Queen of the Earth and Sky

Break the law Break the law