Take a look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot



Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I´m hoping it´s going to come true

But there´s not a lot I can do



Could we have kippers for breakfast

Mummy dear, Mummy dear

They got to have ´em in Texas

Cos everyone¨s a millionaire



I´m a winner, I´m a sinner

Do you want my autograph

I´m a loser what a joker

I´m playing my jokes upon you

While there´s nothing better to do



Don´t you look at my girlfriend

She´s the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lot



Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I´m hoping it´s going to come true

But there´s not a lot I can do