Parody of Breathe by Faith Hill (Holly
Lamar/Stephanie Bentley)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris P. Cream
Clark/Jeff Carter

SSSHHH

I can smell the onions floating in the air

Must be something that you ate

I can't imagine how your mouth must taste

Forgive me if I turn away

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees

Almost pass out in your arms

I need a gas mask every time that you come near

And the halitosis starts

I can smell your breath

It's choking me to death

The only who doesn't know is you

Here's some gum to chew

Er...Baby there's no way you're kissing me

What you have for lunch?

Don't you ever brush?

Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest

I can smell your breath

BAD BREATH!!!!!

It's tough to be there when you're waking up

And that green cloud fills up the room

It's worser than it's ever been before

And I know and you know

And everybody in a three mile radius knows

You should a dentist soon

Cause I can smell your breath

It's gagging me to death

Something must have died inside of you

What you ought to do

Is chase a Cert or two

With Listerine

Even when you're gone

The odor lingers on

I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of
Crest

Cause I can smell your breath

Bad breath

Can't you smell the fog that's floating through
the air

Must be something that you ate...

SSSHHHH