We are building a religion,

We are building it bigger

We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes

We are building a religion.

A limited edition

We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains

To resist it is useless,

It is useless to resist it

His cigerratte is burning but it never seems to ash

He is grooming his poodle

He is living comfort eagle

You can meet at his location but you'd better come with cash



Now his hat is on backwards. He can show you his tattoos

He is in the music buisness he is calling you "DUDE!"



Now today is tomorrow and tomorrow's today

And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines that the airplane leaves behind

Are drifting right in front of the waning of the moon



He is handling the money. He's serving the food

He knows about your party. He is calling you "DUDE!"



Now, do you believe in the one big sign?

The double wide shine on the boot hills of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny. Doesn't matter if you're fat.

You can dress up like a sultan in your onion-head hat



We are bulding a religion. We are making a brand

We're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand

Take a bit of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events

Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink pepsi. Some people drink coke. (coke)

The wacky morning d.j. says democracy's a joke.



He says now, "Do you believe in the one big song?"

He's now accepting callers who would like to sing along

He says, "Do you believe in the one true edge?"

By fastening your saftey belts and stepping towards the ledge



He is handling the money. He is serving the food.

He is now accept