There was a guy

I used to know

His name is Joe

He used to live across the street

And every day

Joe would say

Do you wanna come out and play?

And I'd say

I'd love to, Joe

But I can't

Wanna know why

I've got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

I used to know

Her name is Patina

She used to live across the street

And every day

Patina would say

Do you wanna come out and play?

And I'd say

I'd love to, Patina

But I can't

Wanna know why

I've got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

Got a bum leg

I used to know

Her name is Sheila

We used to go to Sunday school

And every day

Sheila would say

Do you wanna come out and play?

And I'd say

I'd love to, Sheila

But I can't

Because your dad works for my dad

Your dad works for my dad

Your dad works for my dad

Your dad works for my dad

My dad

My dad

My dad