I don't wanna go and party

I don't wanna shoot the pier

I don't wanna take the doggie out for a walk

I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer

I don't wanna do a bong load and go and wrench on the car

I don't wanna go and hose the dogshit down

Cause i aint even gonna get out of bed

Keep on skankin' ronnie skank the night away

But the time has come for us all to pay

I don't wanna watch no porno

I don't wanna play guitar

I don't wanna spank the monkey

I don't wanna go down to the corner bar

Aint even got to listen to all the stupid shit you got to say

I don't wanna do a god damn thing

I aint gonna make my bed today

I don't wanna eat burritos or read about o.j.

Aint gonna get a head rush cause i aint gettin out of bed today