You think yr everything in one

Go home at weekends have some fun

Beat up yr wife the kids are hurt

Just 'cos she didn't iron yr shirt



How can you live with yrself?

How can you live with yrself?

How can you live with yrself?

How can you live with yrself?

You'll end up topping yrself

You'll end up topping yrself

You'll end up topping yrself

No loss to anyone else...



Get to the airport early flight

Make sure yr suits the best in sight

Abuse the staff the way you know

A sexist, racist homophobe



How can you live with yrself...



The garden's pretty and the patio is pretty

But the wife's out the front door, what a pity

She'll get half yr worth to make up for the hurt

And she'll start on her own, disconnect yr phone