Once there was a fellow and his name was Buzz

He was just a rookie cop, just a baby Buzz

He patroled the Sunset Strip in the land of the free and the home of the hip

He protected you and me from evil women like poor Alice D



Alice was the girl that all the hippies dread

And they called her sweet Alice the head

Alice it was plain to see, was full of pot and STD

She'd attract a great big crowd, because her inner piece was much too loud



Good Buzz did the thing that all the good Buzz must

Stuck his gun in Alice's back and said "This is a Buzz"

Shone the flashlight in her eyes, she began to hypnotise

Buzz said "What a wild sensation, guess this must be hallucination"



Love is so sensational, when you fall in love with eyes dilational

Now they're taking pills in shops, Buzz is not afraid of what

Buzz and Alice D have shown the way of where the Buzz might be some day

Buzz is still a cop of course, he's the pusher on the porch

He's protecting you and me from evil women like poor Alice D