What's wrong with you today

I could never tell

Got something drastic on your mind

I can smell the smell



Honey what's your trip today

Can't look me in the eye

A couple thousand miles away

You took me by surprise



You left a message on the telephone

From New York City, your new home

You didn't like the neighborhood

You really hated Hollywood



You said

Bye bye, baby

Bye bye, girl

Bye bye, baby

You're in another world



You said my friends are boring

You said my house is small

You like it fifty stories high

You like livin' tall

You hate the LA freeways

You hate the LA smog

You hate the west coast phonies

You like the city dogs



I'm confused but I'm not mad

Said I'm the worst you've ever had

I ain't delusional or institutional

But I'm pretty sure I ain't that bad



I said

Bye bye. baby

Bye bye. girl

Bye bye. baby

You're in another world



I tried to reach you on your private line

You sure ain't calling mine

Now I'm sittin' here all alone

With a broken heart in three time zones



(Bye bye, baby) Bye bye baby

(Bye bye, girl) Paging your phone

(Bye bye, baby) please check your email

(Bye bye, girl) Why not your beeper

(Bye bye, baby) Stick your head out the window

Oh...I'm mad as hell

Bye bye, baby

Anyone at home?

Hello? Hello?

Anybody there?

Hello? Pick up?