Young Jim, as a lad

He looked for adventure

Calamity, danger, whatever was free

So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings

And he left home to find his destiny

Jim just a boy, who's

Head full of legends

Of dungeons and dragons

And pirates and stuff

So that summer he snuck on a schooner

To harpoon tuna

And get real buff

The Captain he said

There's danger ahead

We need some brave men

To sail and then

We'll find us those pirates

Stop them with violence,

To make the ocean safe

Once again.