2 tablespoons of cinnamon

And 2 or 3 egg whites

A half a stick of butter

Melted



Stick it all in a bowl baby

Stir it with a wooden spoon

Mix in a cup of flour

You'll be in heaven soon





Say everybody have you seen my balls

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick, pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls

Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of vitamins and good for you

So suck on my balls



Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate

And a half a cup of brandy

And throw in a bag or two of sugar

And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet

'Cause I hate when my balls stick

Then preheat the oven to three fifty

And give that spoon a lick



Say everybody have you seen my balls

They're big and salty and brown

If you ever need a quick pick me up

Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre

Suck on my balls



Hey wait a minute, what's that smell

It smells like something’s burning

Well that don't confront me none

As long as I get my rent paid on Friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen

'Cause I've got a sneaking suspicion

Oh man baby, baby you just burned my balls

Help me, my balls are on fire

Get some ice baby, my balls are on fire

Give me some water, pour some water on me

My balls are on fire, oh my goodness, blow on them blow on them do something



Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby

Suck on my chocolate salty balls (stick 'em in your mouth)

Put 'em out baby, blow on them

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my balls baby

Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls

Come on baby, suck on my balls