I'm crazy about Oklahoma, Texas so doggone big

Honey, I'm crazy about Oklahoma, you know Texas so doggone big

Oklahoma got the oil, baby, Texas got the money to buy it with



The girl legs so big, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat

Honey, your legs so big, Lord have mercy, they look like Willie Mays baseball bat

They got some long, tall ones down there an' man they really know where it's at



Here ya have money, treat you right, if you messed up man, ya know you sure got a fight

I'm crazy 'bout a Oklahoma, honey, Texas, so doggone big

You know Oklahoma got the oil baby, Texas got the money to buy it with



I hear ya man