See through cling film wraps her up tigth

Motionless sections no longer able to fight

My doting wife I tried to please her

So I hacked her up and her in the freezer

I wouldn't let her leave me so she tried to strike out

I hit her with a hammer she was dead with one swift clout

I once used ice to gently tease her

Now it surrounds her in the freezer

Put next to lollies and packets of peas

No room in my fridge cos it's full of her (Barcardi) Breezers

I've had to keep her in the freezer



A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade

Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave

Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose

Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes

I'll eat her in a stew so she's always with me

My freezer's full of limb so there's plenty to eat



A bucket full of innards and slurry of waste

Placed in the fridge next to her smiling face

I've got my memories (I'm keeping her ring)

We had 10 good years before I done her in



Lie still my precious...



Cling film wraps her up tigth

No longer able to fight

My wife, I tried to please her

I put her in the freezer

I wouldn't let her leave me

I hit her with a hammer

I used ice to tease her

Now it surrounds her in the freezer



I put her next to lollies and the packets of peas

With all frozen dinners placed precuriously by her knees

No room in my fridge cos it's full of her Barcardi Breezers

I've had to chop her up to fit her in the freezer



A freshly sharpened knife with a shiny blade

Holding the stump of her hand pretending to wave

Popped her eyes out and craved off her nose

Kept in a bag with her little fingers and toes

I'll eat her in a ste