The things they say are getting harder to take

But I can't get out of what I'm into

And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to laugh about

'Cause my real life ain't fucking funny

'Cause my real life ain't fucking funny



The looks they give are starting to make me sick

But I can't get out of what I'm into

And the lines they try might as well be from a guy

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to cry about

'Cause my real life ain't fucking funny

'Cause my real life ain't fucking funny



Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?



The things I have to do would make a slut blush blue

But I can't get out of what I'm into

I figure two more years, then I'll go back to queers

But I can't get out of what I'm into

'Cause it's a steady job

And it's the only thing that makes me money

And it gives me something to laugh about

'Cause my real life ain't fucking funny



Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Ooooh Lord, ooooh Lord

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?