version sung as OFF enters Capital City:)

(lines by members of OFF are spoken, not sung; Tony's line "Hey,

good to see you" is also spoken.)



Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!

Marge: Look, the Cross-Town Bridge!

(begin vamp)

Bart: Wow!

Homer: Wow.



Tony Bennett: There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital

City.



Lisa: The Penny Loafer!



Tony: People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.



Homer: Kids, look! Street crime!



Tony: It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like

a king.



Homer: Wow, that's service!



Tony: And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,

super-king.



Marge: Look, it's Tony Bennett!

Tony: Hey, good to see you.



It's against the law to frown in... Capital City.

You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance

to see...



Marge: Fourth Street and 'D'!



Tony: Fourth Street and 'D'! Yeah!

Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to

roam.



Homer: The Duff brewery!



Tony: Capital City, my home sweet, yeah!

Capital City, that happy-tal city,

It's Capital City,

my home sweet swingin' home!



All: Capital City! Yeah!



Closing credits version:

Tony Bennett: There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City.

People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.

It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.

And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,

super-king.



It's against the law to frown in... Capital City.

You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see...

Fourth Street and 'D'! Yeah!



Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam,

From Capital City, my home sweet, swingin' home