He says that for the punk rock scene he'd give his fucking life

But he's only ever paid to see a show once maybe twice

Instead he stands outside the halls and pan handles for beer

Then sneaks into the hall to deface the bathroom mirror



A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...his name is "Captain Anarchy," but only in his mind

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...so punk that he's a poser and he'll be one till he dies



You never saw an anarchist with such perfect hair

Or so many ten dollar spikes, or so much punk rock gear

He said he used his welfare checks to buy his boots and plaids

In reality it was all paid for by his mom and by his dad



A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...his name is "Captain Anarchy," but only in his mind

A-N-A-R-C-H-Y...he's anarchy incarnate but only in his (mind)



You know he just can't see Oi! Oi! Oi!

It's up to you and me * * *

I don't want to be * * *

Fighting, let's stride for...SOME UNITY