Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale

I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail

Vegetables live in oppresion, served on our tables each night

The killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight

Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime

Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cuz a radish can't

scream



CHORUS

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream

scream)

Watching their skins being peeled (Having their insides

revealed)

Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)

How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad)

Carrot Juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)

Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables grow)

It's time to stop all this gardening (it's as dirty as hell)

Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)



I saw a man eating celery, so I beta him black and blue

If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two

I'm a political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage

Cuz I stopped the slughter of turnips by killing three men in a

rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour

I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower



CHORUS



How low as people do we dare to stoop

Making young broccoli's bleed in the soup

Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, let ptted plants free

Don't mash that potatoe



I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream

scream)

Watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are

sealed)

Grated and steamed with no mercy (you fat gourmet slob)

How do you think that feels (leave them out in the fields)

Carrot Juice constitutes murder (V8's genocide)

Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)

It's time to stop all this gardening (take up macram_)

Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade...)



Power to the peas

Give peas a chance

All we are saying is give peas a chance