(R. Levine)

You give me hard eggs in the morning,

Cheese omelet you go.

Yeah, you give me hard eggs in the morning,

Cheese omelet you go.

You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,

I doughnut love you no more.

(Now don't get that glazed look on your face!)

Ham bacon you to leave me,

I never sausage misery.

Ham bacon you to leave me, darlin',

I never sausage misery.

Well, you treated me so ungrapefruitly,

You gave me a raisin to be free.

Well, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?

I've got muffin else to say.

Yeah, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?

I've got muffin else to say.

Yeah, you left such a waffle toast in my mouth,

You biscuit out of town today.

(You know I ain't gonna keep those home fries burning for you.)

You give me hard eggs in the morning,

Cheese omelet you go.

You give me hard eggs in the morning,

Cheese omelet you go.

You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,

I ain't gonna quiche you any more

(Jelly roll it again?)