There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said

Confused you will be

He's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again

Annoyed she will be



CHORUS

Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out



"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said

"Abused you will be"

"If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead"

She said "Oh joking you must be"



CHORUS



There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met

And now there's just pieces of coal

There was a thought in his head the first time she said

And now there's just a gaping hole



(They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayons

and stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.)

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