Hi, this is Al. This scene takes place at a typical Beach Boys practice

session. We're in the midst of preparing for an upcoming show when a feud

breaks out between Brian and Mike.



Alright you guys we have a, uh dowuh

Come on

We have a show this weekend

Open your mouth

What do we have this weekend?

What are you trying to say?

Come on Mike, what are you trying to tell us Mike?

Well I'm trying to tell you we have a show this weekend and we could be

sharper. So what do you say we go over the ending of "Little Deuce Coupe"

one more time?

Alright

Alright yeah, come on



A-one a-two -a one two three

Little deuce coupe you don't know what I got

You don't know what I got

Little deuce coupe you don't know



Well I'm not bragging babe so don't put me down

Woooooa

What's going on?

Uh listen Mike, with a voice like yours when you open your mouth it's a

big put down.

What? What? Ohhh



Yeah like in "Surfin' Safari":

Let's go surfing now

Everybody's learning how

Come on and safari with me



Early in the morning we'll be starting out

Some honey's will be coming along



Oh yeah? Well when I, at least when I'm singing it doesn't sound like

Mickey Mouse with a sore throat.

Oh no, Ahh man.



I could come from miles away

Ain't got (ain't got, ain't got) no place to stay

Where have you gone

Farmer's Mother



Oh no

Hey wait a minute, wait a minute hold on hold it Mike, Mike no one really

complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads

You mean "In My Room"?



Yeah and "Surfer Girl" too

Ahhh ooooo ahhhhh woooo oooooo



Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about the way Mike sings his fast songs.

You're talking about "Surfin' U.S.A."?

Yeah and "Shut Down" too

Tach it up, tach it up

Buddy gonna I shut you down



Well what do you think?

Well I think they ought to quit arguing and start practicing, what do you

say Mike?

Well if Brian promises no more "Early in the morning we'll be starting out's

Well what do you say Brian?

Okay as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes

Oh alright girls

Now look let's...

Hey wait a minute alright girls, now that that's settled what do you say

we go over the ending of "Fun, Fun, Fun" one more time?

Okay alright let's go then

Alright

And we'll have fun, fun fun

Now that daddy took the T-Bird away

Fun, fun fun

Now that daddy took the T-Bird away

And we'll have fun, fun fun

Now that daddy took the T-Bird away

Fun, fun fun

Now that



What are you doin' Mike?

Well I'm just showing you that anybody can squeak like a mouse

Ahh ooo

Oh, some real tough job you've got: Well she got her daddy's car and she

cruised through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys

Oh no

Oh no

Oh boy you really think you're some kind of an opera star don't you?

Man, man at least I don't sound like my nose is on the critical list!

Oh no, ah ha ha, woo hoo