(Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to pink airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your rideis as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in a over head compartment or under the seat in frount of you)



Waiting on a ticket

Coz you're looking 4 the ride

ur feeling on top

coz ur flying through the sky

u wanna have ur cake

and u wanna eat it too

everybody's always pointing fingers at u

ur damned if u do

ur damned if u don't

We're always doing all the things

that we say we won't



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here we go

we're riding on a whim

connecting with a rendezvous

here we go

we're jumping off the wings'

we're going round in circles

it's a catch-22

Yes, we're rockin round in circles

its a catch 22



(if u r seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you r unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendent immediatley. All electrical equipment including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptop, etc should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at asafe flying altitude of 10,000ft)



Looking from the outside

ur always looking in

u think u fixed the problem

till it comes right back again

ur trying 2 get out

ur searing 4 ur cheese

coz u feel like mighty mouse

ur damned if u dont

ur damned if u do

you've seen all the signs

but u havent got a clue



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u are in 4 the ride of ur life



(we realize you have many choices and on behalf of pink airlines we'd like to thank u 4 flying with us. we hope u have a wonderful stay wherever ur destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving ur items, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on u or ur neighbors head and knock u the fuck out)



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