MATRON(Spoken)

The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what

they used to be.



VELMA(Spoken)

They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.



(Singing)

Whatever happened to fair dealing?

And pure ethics

And nice manners?

Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?

Whatever happened to class?



MATRON

Class.

Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"

And, "Yes, thank you?"

And, "How charming?"

Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class?



VELMA AND MATRON

Class!

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen

To open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now,

There's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock ya down

So's they can pass

Nobody's got no class!



VELMA

Whatever happened to old values?



MATRON

And fine morals?



VELMA

And good breeding?



MATRON

Now, no one even says "oops" when they're

Passing their gas

Whatevcer happened to class?



VELMA AND MATRON

Class



VELMA AND MATRON

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen

That's fit for any use

And any girl'd touch your privates

For a deuce



MATRON

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass



VELMA

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass



VELMA AND MATRON

Nobody's got no class!



VELMA

All you ready about today is rape and theft



MATRON

Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?



VELMA AND MATRON

Nobody's got no class!



MATRON

Every guy is a snot



VELMA

Every girl is a twat



MATRON

Holy shit



VELMA

Holy shit



MATRON

What a shame



VELMA

What a shame



VELMA AND MATRON

What became of class?


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