Someday i'm gonna be famous, do i have talent? Well, no.

These days you don't really need it, thanks to reality shows.

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad,

Can't wait to wreck a ferrari, on my way to rehab



(chorus) Cause when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality

You cant act just like a fool, people think you're cool, just cause you're on t.v

I can throw a major fot, when my latte isn't just how I like it

They say I've gone insane, I blame it on the fame, and the pressures will go with, bein a celebrity...uh huh



I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters, when things don't go my way

I'll get community service, no matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down, the more my price goes up



(chorus) Cause when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality

No matter what u do, people think you're cool, just cause you're on t.v

I can fall in and out of love, have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain, I'll blame it on the fame, and say it's just so tough, bein a celebrity



So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west, to the land of the fun in the sun

We'll be Real World, Bachelor, Jackass, Millionaires

Hey hey Hollywood, here we come!



(chorus) Yea, when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality

No matter what u do, people think you're cool, just cause you're on t.v, bein a celebrity.

Yea a celebrity!

..(uh huh)..(yea wheres my coffee)..