I think i've got a crush on celine dion

The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song

There's something about her makes me want to feed her

And i'd love to be mister celine dion



She'll sing a song in english, and she'll sing en francais

Both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway

She's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion

For celine and i'll be hers someday



Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world

Won't you please be mine celine

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl celine

I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond

You play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on (and on and on, etc...)

I just wanna say, je aimerez

And i can see your house from my van



Oh celine dion, you soft-rock my world

Won't you please be mine celine

I would do anything, if you'd be my girl

Oh, be my girl celine



Celine celine

Her skin's so soft and clean

Just like porcelain

I wish she'd slather me

With a tub of vaseline

(that was a little creepy) i'm sorry, celine

Celine celine



Celine dion