Get up early in the morning, going to the store.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fucking store never has the monsters and they
never get more.
Post, Kellogs, General Mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, it's got a
condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs
today who the fuck is Sonny anyway?
Some say Dino's are the best, they've got more
marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies, and
always stay away from
Wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and I'm going back to the
store.
I had some Erkles, liked 'em a lot. It's
the cereal war.
I wish I were Calvin or Hobbes, and then I could
try Sugar Bombs.
The soggies will never get
Cap'n Crunch, I guess I'll have Crunch Berries
for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, that's the
only kind I'll eat.
Give me sugar, not nuts and twigs!
Do I look like a squirrel to you?