I take the cue from Certain People I Know,

I use the cue and then I hand it on to you.

And when I swing it so it catches his eye,

Would you dare? You'd have died.



I trust the views of Certain People I Know,

They look at danger and they laugh their heads off.

Their clothes are imitation George The Twenty-Third,

Don't you find life absurd?



I'd hate to be like Certain People I Know,

They break their necks and can't afford to get them fixed.

And they'd sacrifice all of their principles for,

"Anything casual" --

I, I do believe it's terrible.

Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, oh, oh. Ah, ah, ah, ah