Living to get his freak on

Sporting his leopard skin thong

Charlie the Methadone Man

Plays Sunday nights in a rock and roll band

Charlie the metronome, the methadone man

Patience - the name of the game

Waiting on Dr. Kinkaid

Charlie the Methadone Man

Fills out the papers just as fast as he can

Charlie the methadone, the methadone man

When you're all alone

And you got nowhere to go

Better take it slow

Oh you get so tired of where you are

Kicking his lonley lit brain

Drinking to try and stay sane

Charlie the Methadone Man

Chases his tail just as fast as he can

Charlie the methadone, the methadone man

Charlie the methadone, methadone man

Waiting.