Hey Dino!

Bring me a bottle of your cheapest vino.

She stood me up tonight

No fancy wine

No one to impress

The time is all mine

So I don’t have to stress.

Cheap brandy tonight, so bring on the Grappa

Tell the raunchy jokes pal, she’s not here to stop ya.

She stood me up tonight

But that’s alright

So keep the cheap wine flowing

Or my sadness will start showing

Why isn’t she here tonight?