I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head,

and she said,

If I'm leaving with a broken heart,

You're leaving with a bleedin nose



Look out man, cause here she comes yeah,

no no no, no no no

I think she knows what happened at the party yeah,

no no no, no no no

and did you really sleep with that chick man

yes yes yes, yes yes yes

and are you gonna tell her straight up man

no no no no



I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head,

and she said,

If I'm leaving with a broken heart,

You're leaving with a bleedin nose



This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low



Well hey how was the party last night honey

no no no, no no no

Oh it wasn't bad I saw a fight honey

no no no , no no no

I bet that wasn't all you saw now was it

yes yes yes, yes yes yes

so stutter stutter I couldn't quite slip it

no no no no



This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low



I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating, ohhhhhhhhh



I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating

The abundance of redundance flooded her head,

and she said,

If I'm leaving with a broken heart,

You're leaving with a bleedin nose



This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

check your cash flow and I bet it's low



This is the last time you'll see me

This is the last time you'll see me

Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green

Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

Check your sextoys, check your playboy's

Check all your things, cause I bet they're destroyed



Cause I'm a jackass

Well I'm a jackass

Yeah I'm a jackass