I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood



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Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me

Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see?

The little strings on the Giant Spider?"

The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?

The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?

(And the flaps on the side of the moon)



The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb

They use when the slime droozle off

The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock

And the canvas of the cave is too soft



The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide

And too short for the scientist man

The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind

And the monster just ate Japan



Ladies and gentlemen,

The monster,

Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX

(Apparently a very large poodle dog)

Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant

Bullets can't stop it

Rockets can't stop it

We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!



HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!

BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR

SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES

LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A

DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE

KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!

WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!

SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!



The National Guard has formed up at the base

of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle

towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the t

and are calling to the monster...

Here Fido

Here Fido

Here Fido



GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING



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C'mon! Everybody! Let's go!

Get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!

Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!



GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER



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Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,

Can ya see the little string danglin' down

Makes the legs go wabble an' the mouth flop shut

An' the HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE, HORRIBLE EYE

Go rollin' around

Can y'see it all

Can y'see it from here

Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees

If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's

all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please

Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please



(etc. repeats