Clifford: Here, straight from their two-week engagement under Carnegie Hall,

are The Irish Rodents.



Rats:

[slow]

When I was a young lad

In old County Cork,

My father said, "son,

don't eat with a fork."

No need to say thank you

No need to say please...

A rat is a natural born lover of cheese!



Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!



[fast]

Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco,

Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano,

American, feta, blue, colby [something]

Gouda, [something] jack, mozzarella, and brie...



Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!



[another verse]



Cheese! cheese! cheese! cheese!



Ohhhh! there's cheddar, swiss, muenster, limberger, jalisco

Cream, edam, ricotti, havarti, romano, and brie.



[slow]

Oh camembert, the knives,

The knives are carving,

Mozzarella-rella, mozzarella cheese!



Sure there's one kind of cheese,

Brings a rat to his knees,

'Tis the kind dear old mom used to steal!



[spoken]

Grab your toast points boys, we're going skinny dipping! Yay!



[rats dive into cheese pot]