So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,

Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,

And I love cheesecake.

So I went to the cheesecake company,

And they asked me if I could drive a truck,

And I said yes and they said you're hired.

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,

And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.

So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,

And I also took one for later,

And I took one for my friend Farmboy,

And I took one to bring home,

And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.

So I took another one.

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.

So I take five cakes to eat on the way,

And I drive another block and a half to my house.

Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.

I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.

Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.

And I miss everybody a lot,

But I'm not really sorry,

Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.