So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,

'Cause I figured at the end of the day,

I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home

And I love cheesecake

So I went to the cheesecake company

And they asked me if I could drive a truck

And I said "Yes"

And they said "You're hired!"

So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes

And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake

So I pulled over and opened the truck

And I got a cheesecake

And I also took another one for later

And I took one to bring home

And I took one for my friend Farm boy,

And by that time I had

Eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one

Then I figured I might as well stop at my house

To drop off all the cheesecakes

So I take five cakes to eat on the way

and I drive another block and a half to my house

Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes

And a cheesecake for desert

I should point out by the way

That all of these cheesecakes were very delicious

Anyway I decided that the only thing to do

Would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes

And hide the truck somewhere

And leave town

And I miss everybody a lot

But I'm not really sorry,

'Cause they were very delicious cheesecakes