Chester the Molester's not without his charm

She can see herself hanging off his arm

He's saying "Hey bartender put it on my tab

Unless my limit's running out again." (out again)

He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up

Well there's a bill that says he will

But he's never concerned

If he gets burned



Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

Oh no, it can't be too soon



Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man)

But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting

He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can you fill 'er up,

Because you see she's running out again." (out again)

"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out,

But I'm not,

Any more than you were"



Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

Oh no, it can't be too soon

Oh no, it can't be too soon



Don't give in

Say you're gonna turn around and leave

Don't give in

Say you're gonna turn around and leave



Chester the Molester never kept his word (what a man)

He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird

He's saying, "Hey, bartender, can I look you up,

If I'm ever coming out again?" (out again)

She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still

If there's a pill that says she will

'Cause he's never concerned

But he'll get burned



Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna

Oh no, it can't be too soon

Oh no, it can't be too soon