Make my bed out of Wonder Bread

Spread some mustard upon my head

I don't want no onions or sauerkraut, Mamma

Hold on to the bun baby, work it on out.



I'm a chili dog

I guess you guessed by now

Sure 'nuf I'm a chili dog, baby (you and me)

Delicious!



Don't get jealous

Better not up and get over zealous (watch out now y'all).

Come on now fellas,

Pass me down the relish.



Don't read no Ann Landers

Just can't feed me no Colonel Sanders

I ain't trying to fool us

Don't bring home no Orange Julius.



Gotta have--one more time--get on down again

Woh, woh, chili dog, baby

Yes indeed, I want a chili dog, yeh

Talkin' about stone delicious

Good for you too!