Ah miss g mary won't you c please g come home from d(7) china.

Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth.

Em don't you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise.

Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild.



Ah miss mary won't you please come home cause i miss ya.

Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice.

Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff.

He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife



Chorus:

Ah miss em mary won't you b please come home from c china.

A come home from g china.

D come home from c china am6.



Repeat chorus



Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman.

He don't care if you come, he don't like i do.

He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman.

And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme.



Repeat chorus x2



Em