Somebody calls me on the phone

Say hey-hey-hey is Arty home

You wanna take a walk

You wanna go cop

You wanna go get some Chinese rock



I'm livin' on a Chinese rock

All my best things are in hock

I'm livin' on a Chinese rock

Everything is in the pawn shop



The plaster fallin' off the wall

My girlfriend cryin' in the shower stall

It's hot as a bitch

I should've been rich

But I'm just diggin' a Chinese ditch