(N. Finn/T. Finn)



Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber

May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown

I don't know what tune that the orchestra played

But it went by me sickly and sentimental



Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave



The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner

You wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek

And the sugar that dripped from the violins bow

Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag



Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker must be losing her faith

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave



And the dogs are on the road

We're all tempting fate

Cars are shooting by

With no number plates

And here comes Mrs. Hairy Legs



I saw Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven

And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257

The excess of fat on your American bones

Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone



Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Tammy Baker, Tammy Baker ...

Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake

Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake

Kathy Straker, boy could she lose some weight

Can I buy another slice of real estate

Liberace must be laughing in his grave

Can I have another piece of chocolate cake



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